The Woman Who Is Always Tan And Has a Flat Stomach: And Other Annoying People
Title: The Woman Who Is Always Tan And Has a Flat Stomach: And Other Annoying People
Author: Lauren Allison
A whimsical critique of everyday people whose habits irritate the sensibilities of real-world folks features a collection of sardonic essays that points fun at such examples as PTA moms who flip out if their kids eat hot dogs, the braggart writers of annual holiday letters, and rabid lawn manicurists.
You know that overprotective PTA mom who needs to be resuscitated after she finds out you fed her son a hotdog? Or that couple who sends out the annual holiday letter about how their little Timmy came up with an alternative to fossil fuels while you’re proud of simply replacing the lint catcher in your dryer once a year? You’ll meet them again in Lauren Allison and Lisa Perry’s laugh-out-loud compendium. Allison and Perry take on soccer moms, video dads, rabid gardeners, and grating couples in this collection of short, punchy essays.
Less-than-perfect moms and dads everywhere will be sure to relate to the authors’ portraits of the most annoying people around!