Zeke Bartholomew: Superspy!
Title: Zeke Bartholomew: Superspy!
Author: Jason Pinter
Zeke Bartholomew—a seventh-grade nobody—has always dreamed of being a spy, but when a case of mistaken identity goes horribly wrong, he is thrust into a world of real-life espionage beyond his wildest dreams.
It all started on a day like any other.
(Now I gotta deal with this guy)
The sun rose. I had waffles for breakfast. I caught my dad SCRATCHING HIS BUTT. It
was a rerun of pretty much every day of my life. But late that night, EVERYTHING CHANGED…
One minute I’m digging through my neighbor’s garbage looking for clues (long story), and the next minute I’m KIDNAPPED BY GOONS and MISTAKEN FOR A SPY.
(Not to mention this guy)
You might think everything I’m about to tell you is a big lie. But I promise you that THIS IS ALL
TRUE. This is how the fate of the world fell into the hands of an UNIMPORTANT DORKY KID FROM NOWHERESVILLE.